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Did you know there are living, breathing, beaten up handbags walking among us? There are!
They rather resemble zombies — without the blood and missing body parts, of course — but they’re just as frightening.
I was surprised by one in the supermarket today. Vintage Vuitton patent leather pushing a shopping cart. I didn’t know whether to scream or douse her from head to toe in the Aveeno body lotion I was buying.
I’m all for a healthy glow but crispy?
Not cool.
Thank God I had the presence of mind to clamp my hand over my bubblegum machine mouth before I shouted…
They still sell QT?
Great jumpin’ jaundice!
From tanning bed to death bed.
It’s the Great Pumpkin!
Stop. You’re scaring the children.
I have a bag the color of your complexion!
From melatonin to melanoma.
I’ll bet you do it for the vitamin D, right?
You eat the Doritos. You don’t roll around in them.
Orange really is the new black!
Lemme guess. You enhanced it with Nutella.
Do you work for Willy Wonka?!
Leather. It’s not just for sofas, boots, and handbags anymore.
But it should be.
Now that you are in Florida, I bet you will see this more often 😉