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1. No, I didn’t know Ronaldo scored.
2. Sophie Turner’s pregnant? Unless you’re the dad, I don’t care.
3. You know I’m working, right?
4. Shouldn’t you be working?
5. You’re as bad as a bill collector.
6. What’s that? You need money?
7. Your cats are fine. They’re hiding. Hmmmm.
8. Didn’t we discuss this the 15th time you called?
9. No, I didn’t see Ronaldo showering on Instagram.
10. Under a million views? Amateur.
11. I do so appreciate your updates!
12. If I see your face on my phone again, I’m going to cry.
13. You’re breaking up.
14. Call your grandmother. She misses you.
15. I know she can’t hear. Don’t discriminate against the deaf!
16. What am I up to?
17. If you loved me, you’d stop calling me.
18. You know I control your Verizon account, right?
19. Who cares if Ronaldo’s girlfriend is in it for the money?
20. Wordle’s dumb? No, it’s addicting. Try again!
21. What a surprise! It’s you!
22. Hi! I can’t take your call right now. No cell phones in rehab. It’s one of the things I love about this place! Should you need to go on and on about Ronaldo, Sophie, Ronaldo, Wordle, cats, Ronaldo, or Ronaldo’s girlfriend, leave a message. I’ll return it when they release me. But don’t hold your breath. I’m a tough case and I could be here a long time.
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Who is Renaldo? Who is Sophie Turner and why is she having his baby??
I too discovered that Sophie Turner is indeed pregnant with number two and likewise was equally unimpressed. Guess I’m sorry that I missed Ronaldo in the shower though 🤣