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"Third-quarter membership sales are slumping! We need to do something!"
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Susan McCorkindale

July 2022

Oh, the Wonders that Await Me in My Whirlpool
Eggs and ammo and money, oh my!
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Susan McCorkindale

May 2022

A Letter to the NFL and ESPN
I know a lot about football and I love being on TV!
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Susan McCorkindale
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How to Know When Your Kid’s Ready to Play Rugby
And how to know when YOU’RE ready for your kid to play rugby
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Susan McCorkindale
Woman Announces Her House is the True White House
Threatens legal action if not properly recognized
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Susan McCorkindale

April 2022

The Incident in 'Intimates'
All I wanted was a little padded, push-up, underwire pick-me-up!
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Susan McCorkindale
A Tale of Two Turtlenecks and One Dumb Woman
Me. The Princess of Perspiration
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Susan McCorkindale
Things I’d Like to Say to People Who Infuriate Me During the Workday
8 Hours in the Life of a Magazine Editor
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Susan McCorkindale
Jesus Takes the Easter Bunny – and Putin – to Task
I’m rising from the dead, and those rodents are going down
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Susan McCorkindale
How I Hypnotized My Husband to Give Me a Foot Rub
Almost
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Susan McCorkindale

March 2022

Facelifts, Butt Lifts, and I Wind Up With a Sinus Lift
Where is the justice in that?
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Susan McCorkindale
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I Can See Why Chris Rock Might be Gun Shy About Performing at Next Year’s Oscars
So I'm ready to step in
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Susan McCorkindale
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